Cherry Palooza

There are very few things in my life I can always count on...

And one of those is the abundance of cherries around the 4th of July

And thus, as a product of this established truth, there is one more thing stable in my life

And that is a lot of stomach aches around the 4th of July

Im not sure what it is..

If its the juicyness

the flavor

the cute little wrinkly pit in the center I get to spit out like a hardcore biker chick

Im actually not sure why they hold such a power over me

But the month of july is dedicated to worshipping the cherry

Its only the 8th...

and my stomach already hates me

I don't think I can eat even one more

And unlink that extremely annoying commercial, I don't think I can force myself to choke down some cherry flavored pepto bismol...

Thats just nasty

Who wants artificial flavored cherry, when you can have the real stuff

I heard a rumor once that to cure a stomach ache, you should eat cherries

I think I should get on that