Thats gayyy

Today I took one for the team and took a trip to Walmart

or wait, .. I think its pronounced Wal*mart now

You have to put the star thingy in now... its copyrighted

Anyways.. so I headed over there

I began cringing the second I walked in there...

I mean, I actually had to think positive thoughts, and focus on the ground to make my way through the crowd.

Its not only the people that tend to shop there, but how crowded and hectic it is!

I knew I was in trouble the second my breathing pattern changed into more of a

in, in, out... kind of beat

I was mid Ziploc Big Bag search when an overly loud conversation in the next aisle overpowered my ear drums

It really was so obnoxious I don't want to take the time to repeat all of it

but the short version...

A little punk kid was whining to his mommy because the store that is supposed to have everything had only one boy college dorm aisle and they had threeeeeeee girl college dorm aisles... and they he proceeded to say "It's gay"

Now all of this horrible, unfunny rambling.. was for that one statement

So that I can continue this story about whining and whine to you about how much I haaaaaate when people say it.

And no, it is not a good argument to say "its just a normal statement now, it doesn't really mean anything..."

Ok yeah. it doesn't mean happy and joyful anymore, duh

but the way that you are using it.. it is demeaning

it is negative

it is hurtful.

Just think about it... really, think about what you are saying.

Its almost as bad as that new "no homo" thing that people are saying

"Hey man, I love you.. I want to give you a big kiss.........no homo"

Well what the hell?

Then just don't add that uncomfortable sexual reference at the end of your sentence and you wont have to add the stupid "no homo" shit at the end..

Homosexuals should start using "no straight"

"Man, I love you... we should go watch foootball.. yuuuuuuh........ no straight"

Ok, that one didn't really work... it wasn't funny

But I feel better now.. I just wanted to get that out..

hmm. ok. now I am going to direct my full attention to Chelsea Lately

Yes, Im addicted