Thursday, August 13, 2009

Thats gayyy

Today I took one for the team and took a trip to Walmart
or wait, .. I think its pronounced Wal*mart now
You have to put the star thingy in now... its copyrighted

Anyways.. so I headed over there
I began cringing the second I walked in there...
I mean, I actually had to think positive thoughts, and focus on the ground to make my way through the crowd.
Its not only the people that tend to shop there, but how crowded and hectic it is!
I knew I was in trouble the second my breathing pattern changed into more of a
in, in, out... kind of beat

I was mid Ziploc Big Bag search when an overly loud conversation in the next aisle overpowered my ear drums
It really was so obnoxious I don't want to take the time to repeat all of it
but the short version...

A little punk kid was whining to his mommy because the store that is supposed to have everything had only one boy college dorm aisle and they had threeeeeeee girl college dorm aisles... and they he proceeded to say "It's gay"

Now all of this horrible, unfunny rambling.. was for that one statement
So that I can continue this story about whining and whine to you about how much I haaaaaate when people say it.
And no, it is not a good argument to say "its just a normal statement now, it doesn't really mean anything..."
Ok yeah. it doesn't mean happy and joyful anymore, duh
but the way that you are using it.. it is demeaning
it is negative
it is hurtful.
Just think about it... really, think about what you are saying.

Its almost as bad as that new "no homo" thing that people are saying
"Hey man, I love you.. I want to give you a big kiss.........no homo"
Well what the hell?
Then just don't add that uncomfortable sexual reference at the end of your sentence and you wont have to add the stupid "no homo" shit at the end..
Homosexuals should start using "no straight"
"Man, I love you... we should go watch foootball.. yuuuuuuh........ no straight"
Ok, that one didn't really work... it wasn't funny
But I feel better now.. I just wanted to get that out..

hmm. ok. now I am going to direct my full attention to Chelsea Lately
Yes, Im addicted

Monday, August 10, 2009

Ugh News

I've wanted to post something new for the longest time
First of all because my last pots was disgustingly emo and sad
and secondly because its been way too long.

I got a tumblr.
Which is why I have been slacking off here more than normal
If you want to check it out (it has a different vibe than this)
It's kind of like if Blogger and Twitter met and had a baby...
that wasn't funny, but it got my point across
Its short and to the point-and I am displaying more of my photography on there
Surprise, surprise its the same name as this: emphasizetheordinary
only its a tumblr.com
I might change the name though... its boring.

So this update thing has become exactly what I didn't want it to be
boring
and news-y
but its better than nothing I guess

I can't wait until I'm back at school
for some reason I have more time to write there...
I can do daily posts again
yay.
And I also get way more inspired.
Which is weird.
I love my room here at home.
I am going to miss it terribly.
Its perfect.
I have finally succeeded in making my room my dream room...
and now I have to disassemble it and bring parts of it to Cali.
Oh what a shame.
Maybe I will actually listen to my mom and document my room on film before
it falls apart.
How dorky
Do you know what a "dork" really is?
If you need to look it up, you failed at being an annoying middle schooler.

Ok, now that I have officially written a post that I hate
I am going to go ahead and post it
and then pout about it
peace